is Here -
I have to do
the feckin xmas
The Big Switch On Failure
BIG Switch &
Power up me
This time after the BIG SWITCH ON about ten leds lit up, but the rest of the 80+ failed!
The good news is that the RED Leds I purchased from Tesco today look quite sexy indoors!
|I've seen some really crackin images other weatherwatchers have been posting the the BBC site - they must be very dedicated and obviously have been getting up much earlier than myself to grab some of the frosty early morning scenery!|
to spend a
fortune on a
with a shed
Christine Clarks images are superb, she uses her Canon /Eyes to perfection!
|I'll have to plan a day of Photography & get out to one of those National Front Properties again, but at the moment it's far too feckin cold!|
|I think this is my latest/favourite shot I took, but not sure if Shefali Oza will have it as a backdrop one evening??|
what sort of
Click on the image for a bigger picture!
I also had the urge to have a go at a cheesecake, so I did a Lime Cheesecake with a rum flavoured Cream Topping.
I just had enough rum left in a bottle, which was fortunate, because I would have been tempted to fall off the waggon, which I've stayed on since July FFS!
|Here is the Lime Cheesecake - I am tempted to try this now, but it's still warm and a bit too late if I am to think about my dieting, so I'll leave it till tomorrow!|
|Click on the image for a large eye full!|
I seem to be
date on all
as well as
on this blog
- A good tip
truly if you
I did try to keep notepads for different subjects, but that all went to pot!
I still haven't sampled the Lime Cheesecake as yet, but the toffee buttery substance dripping from the bases was very tempting. I used Lotus biscuits + unsalted butter for the biscuit base
and yes I was also tempted to sample a few biscuits before I processed them, hence no weight loss this morning, but a gain of point one pounds! (over 5 days)
This may also be due to the fact that I've been sampling chocolate more than normal just lately, but in my defence it is 80- 90 % stuff with low sugar!
Even so, only a few squares packs quite a few calories, not leaving me much room for manoeuvre in my daily diet planning!
I spent most
I have to
so that I
I messed up slightly as I cook the onions on a very low heat, but I changed rings on the cooker so that I could prepare some other food, and in doing so inadvertently blasted the onions, but not for long, so I think they should be ok?
Sometimes the BIR smell is stronger than this batch, whether it's the onions or my sense of smell I'm not sure, but my last curry tasted spot on IMHO!
The trick is definitely to use pre-cooked meat & get the base gravy done instead of having to do it all on a Saturday evening.
I mean who wants to miss all this wonderful stuff that is on the box, especially XFactor!
I put my Outdoor Christmas Lights on again last night in the hope that they may repair themselves, but no still just a few dimly lit feckers!
It's a shame, but I really can't be arsed messing around with them climbing up step ladders & freezing my grillocks off in the process!
For my lunch
Click on the image for a bigger piece!
Not sure if
(who has had
to go into
but I spent
most of the
day in bed
I eventually went to do a feeble sort of BIG SHOP at Tesco, I wanted to visit The Range, but thought at this late time it would be heaving, and I would have parking difficulties!
(And most of you know how I feel about parking up cars)
For my Dinner I have mainly been having the same again as the photo above !
Very Nice! but nothing else is allowed due to the calorie count FFS!
I did manage a session on my new MicroKorg
I have an idea (musical) that I may post on here or on Facebook if I manage to get off my arse & complete it!
do like to
I have just loaded my washing machine and given myself a bit of a thrill before bedtime!
Walking very steadily (but still using up calories) I eventually found my first shot on reaching the lake footpath!
Robin was there posing for me!
He didn't fly off, but could I focus up, could I heckers like FFS!
I blame the feckin cold weather!
Click on the pics for a massive shock!
In my new
(There is usually one)
Have Fun - click on the image for the game - good game good game!
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(turn down the volume)
No wait - PUMP IT UP!
Tonight I am
For today's Weatherwatch pic I cheated a bit & just took some shots from my back garden!
morning - I
got up had
Watched The weather on TV & also to my surprise I also spotted Colin Woolway's Sprogs Pip & Fin on a news item about junk food advertising & also playing footy in their garden!
Got a message from Steve ("I'm Owrate ta") in reply to my wondering if he required any more treats....
Yes I know I should have got out for another feckin walk around the lake to grab another feckin WeatherWatch Pic!
I used my feckin webcam instead!
It's back to bed for a quick snooze & then more work on me xmas musical!
got me arse
out of bed
and did a
sort of BIG
Which involved B&Q - Aldi - Tesco
I was mainly looking for a nice big RED light plus all the other mundane stuff like food!
I noticed a lovely sky on my way back to my Black Bitch at Tesco car-park
I'd forgot my mobile & I didn't have my camera!
I took a few shots (WeatherWatch) when I got home, then unpacked the food!
Click on the Moon for a BIG ONE!
Waiting for my new 12ch Mixer to arrive!
My Behringer PSU gave up the ghost & I had a look at it, but hadn't got a diagram to suss out the replacement parts, so I've mended it with a new one haha
Not another Behringer some other make this time!
I have also treated myself to a xmas lighting Can, So Lord Snooty had better watch out when he walks past in case he gets "Blinded By The Light"
to use MPC
me as it
After visiting Steve last night, I called in at Maplins, mainly looking for some cheap Jack to Jack Leads.
Feckin heck they must all be treble gold plated or summat?
I did have a look onth tinternet & they were quite pricey on there as well.
I'll have to have a look on the CPC website?
So if both new toys arrive today ok, which do I play with first?
The lighting or the Mixer?
Post on my FB page which you think I will choose!
Click on ME
looked up to
(I've heard that one before somewhere?) and grabbed my mobile to take a shot!
I had promised myself to always take my digital camera around with me, but failed, so I used the mobille, which isn't too bad for a grab shot situation I suppose.
Click on the pic for the BIG ONE!
Just putting the pic on here made me realise that the image size from the phone is set to maximum smoke, so BIG respect to the mobile phones built in camera!
2880 x 1728 703kb
I still have to wire up my new 12 chan. mixer, she looks very sexy in black!
I have also downloaded another FREE Daw (Tracktion)
I want to get cracking and create some new songs, so I'm getting a bit fed up of having to audition all this feckin software, but it has to be done if I want my normal standard of musical perfection! (Don't laugh Bro)
Another new hobby?
I've always fancied having a go at glass engraving, so if I have a go & it works you may get a Lalique Nude Glass Statue or something for a xmas pressie !
Or just a tumbler with #UKJAY on it haha!
gear to go
to Tesco as
I had run
As I was
Tesco, I was
to find some
pain I am
having in my
I put the
small one in
I have a
I do like to look at pictures of females!
There's some interesting ones on P.O.F.
Some weirdos (including one you may know)
But who needs all that when you can also get magazines from Tesco
But NOT MFR at the moment for some reason?
I don't think they've published my recipe this month though (no money in post)
More about cooking later (GW)
I've not blogged for a few days as I haven't been too well, & my bed has seen more of me than usual!
Some may call me "Slacker" that may be true, but I'm a pissed off slacker, as I planned to create a truly new & exciting xmas melody for you all to love & enjoy & also give me world wide status as a top songwriter & performer!
Alas this is NOT to be and due to my health issues I cannot achieve my plan in the short space of time left before Xmas!
It's not just me who has been suffering, there is my brother & also Norman Sole!
Old age what a pain eh (sorry Norman)
If I can I will muster up some musical experience before the new year, but I really need to write out my cards & stuff first!
So feck it - it may be a case of 2017 ukjay hits (GW)
As you get older you just have to learn to deal with it I suppose!?
My problem is that I love my retirement & have that many things I want to do before I pop my cloggs
makes me panic a bit - but feck it
I'll keep you posted - If God is willing X
here you go
Here's another toon I will always play (GW)
Merry Christmas from Jay!
today - hope
to get some
to buy ready
ones, so it
I think this years offering wont involve CAD & printing paraphernalia, but just a simple "Merry Christmas" in red ink done in a chinese writing style! (Good Luck with that Jay)
I may be tempted to get the glitter out though? (No No No)
Yes I know,
number one &
gave me fame
I thought I was really clever how I managed to do the chip-monk pinky perky voice & keep it in perfect tune/harmony myself - I think it's a bit like mustard though - love or hate it?
my Boss DR-3
is very long
even If I
up my NEW
and with my Korg MicroKorg S & the new trial DAWS it more like next feckin xmas (GW)
the song may be ready haha.
Was even thinking of recording a ditty of me singing & strumming on me Lovely Taylor Guitar, but even that seems daunting!
Then there's the xmas food, I've got the veg in:-
Sprouts - Parsnips - Potatoes (Roasting) are my favourites
Oh I'd better get stuffed - correction some stuffing ingredients.
I had a look at the Turkey Prices in Tesco - Are they havin a laugh?
LIDL do I hear you all shout??
So. If I
I hope you all keep well & have a Lovely Jubbly Christmas !
Just a quick blog before Santa drops downth chimbley!
Sad News to hear that Rick Parfitt has left the building!
He's a 1948 I'm a 1949 so I'm shitting myself a bit, as I have been suffering with weird complaints
which have slowed me down with all the projects I hope to complete a.s.a.p. and have empathy for anyone in the same boat.
Just where did the time fly since I was 50 FFS!?
My xmas plan was to bring you the delights of my version of Silent Night
No singing you may be pleased to hear, just some sort of musical weirdness with maybe just vocoder voices not mine directly!
I may continue with this and GW bring it forth in the new year?
Thanks to everyone who has interacted with me just lateley, I do get a bit lonley up here in space
so thanks again for taking the time for what you have done.....
Open blouse shots are still welcome, you know I collect them being a fully fledged pervert!
I'd better sign off now as the lemocello seems to be doing its thing
you all have
kindly to a
post on FB
much of a
"well zip it
up with me
I went out
should I say
to take a